Alcatraz (FOX) and Shameless (Showtime) review and podcast
Posted by The TV Critic on 18 January 2012 | 5 Comments
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Hey everyone,
Before you read my review, you can hear audio if you prefer. Brando and I recorded a podcast about about both Alcatraz and Shameless which you can download here.
We have begun including a non-spoiler section where we will just be giving our recommendations. You can follow the breakdown below to see where you need to stop listening.
Non-spoiler Alcatraz: 00.00 - 04.46
Alcatraz: 04.47 - 23.55
Non-spoiler Shameless: 23.56 - 27.58
Shameless: 27.59 - 43.32
And here is my review of the first two episodes of Alcatraz...
Show: Alcatraz (FOX)
Type: Drama, sci-fi, police procedural
Rating: PG
One line description: Prisoners from 1963 begin appearing in 2012 and a team is assembled to catch them
Tone: Straightforward police show with an ongoing mystery arc
Similar to: Breakout Kings (topic, format), FlashForward (tone, quality)
Starring: Sam Neill, Jorge Garcia, Parminder Nagra, Sarah Jones
Quality: Bad to Average (40-60 range)
Alcatraz - 101 - Pilot and 102 - Ernest Cobb
The story is that in 1963 when Alcatraz was shut down three hundred prisoners just disappeared into thin air. Now in 2012 detective Rebecca Madsen (Jones) and Alcatraz historian Diego Soto (Garcia) begin working with FBI agent Hauser (Neill) to catch these criminals who are reappearing in our midst.
As you know, I don't watch procedural TV shows. I find the dramatic formula too irritating and predictable and this, sadly, falls headlong into that category. The first inmate to appear is Jack Sylvane, a sympathetic figure; he fought in the war and was unfairly harassed by the prison guards. His wife married his brother while he was inside and now that he gets out he goes on a murderous revenge spree. He kills his old guard, some police officers and then tracks down his brother (now an old man). The police are of course hot on his trail and catch him before he can kill anyone else.
The Sylvane character was badly mishandled. He was meant to be a wronged figure who is somehow a pawn in the larger game of the time travelling inmates. Yet he squandered all sympathy by murdering innocent police officers and hanging on to a grudge against his brother that is clearly irrelevant fifty years later. It was more than just what he did though that made Sylvane an un-relatable blank figure. It was what he didn't do.
At no point did he take a moment to wonder at the miracle of his journey to the future. We never saw him confused by an automatic door, a cell phone or a computer. Instead his progress through San Francisco was smooth and emotionless. It was a massive mistake when you realise that Sylvane is going to be a recurring character. If he had just gone to see his brother and wept at the sheer insanity of his situation and grieved for his dead wife I would have been instantly won over. The writers could then have developed a well rounded character whose lack of knowledge of the twenty first century could have been endearing and funny.
And it wasn't just Sylvane who lacked characterisation. Rebecca is the typical precocious detective and we don't really find out any more about her. Soto is Hurley with a bit more knowledge. Hauser is a walking cliché. Look away now if you don't want to be spoiled but he was a prison guard back in 63 and in 2012 has built a replica of the Alcatraz block to put all these men back into the exact same cells they disappeared from. It's a laughable idea and instantly makes Hauser look bitter, stubborn and silly.
Episode two only confirmed that this is a police show with just a hint of science fiction. Sadly the mystery doesn't feel at all interesting or important. Sylvane and Cobb both appear in 2012 and happily head off killing people without any apparent plan or idea of what happened to them. So if they don't care about time travel why should we? By catching both men in their episode I'm also left wondering what the big deal is. If these guys are just going to run around the country committing crimes then they present very little threat to the universe. Soon they will all be locked up again and we can forget the whole silly business.
I'm being facetious of course and I'm sure there will be a few more twists coming to make things seem more epic. But I doubt the show can do anything to make me interested in it. With no focus on characters all that's left is police officers figuring things out far too easily and time travelling criminals who don't seem remotely excited by the future.