"Night gathers, and now my watch begins.
It shall not end until my episode concludes.
I shall take no bathroom break, hold my bladder,
father no interest in spoilers.
I shall wear no shoes and enjoy the story.
I shall be entertained and relax at my post.
I am the sore eyes in the darkness.
I am the watcher of the show.
My eyes burn against the cold pixilated screen,
the light that brings the dawn,
the car horn that wakes the sleepers,
the unentertained that comprises the realms of men.
I pledge a piece of my down time and commenting
to the watch, for this night and all the nights to
come until it is done."
- Oath of the People of the Game of Thrones Watch.
Game of Thrones: Threads at the TV Critic