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Family Guy

Family Guy is an animated comedy about the dysfunctional Griffin family. Head of the house is lazy drunk Peter, married to Lois, with dim son Chris, unattractive daughter Meg, evil genius baby Stewie and talking dog Brian. FOX 1999-???

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Season 7

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1 Love Blacktually Brian falls for a girl he meets, Carolyn. Stewie a...
Brian falls for a girl he meets, Carolyn. Stewie advises him not to rush things physically. But he leaves it too long and she leaves him for Cleveland. Stewie suggests that they bring Loretta back to try and break up Cleveland and Carolyn.
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2 I Dream of Jesus The Griffin’s go to a 50s diner and Peter picks ...
The Griffin’s go to a 50s diner and Peter picks up his favourite record Surfin’ Bird by the The Trashmen. He plays is so incessantly that Brian and Stewie destroy it. When trying to replace it he meets Jesus Christ who is working at a record store. Peter encourages Jesus to reveal himself to the world but once he does he forgets about Peter and ends up in jail.
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3 Road to Germany Mort accidentally travels back in time to 1939 usi...
Mort accidentally travels back in time to 1939 using Stewie’s time machine. Brian and Stewie follow him and find him in Warsaw as the Nazi’s invade. They escape to England but then discover they need uranium. The only place to get it is in Berlin so they head back their in a British bomber.
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4 Baby Not On Board Peter gains a free gas card and decides to take th...
Peter gains a free gas card and decides to take the family to the Grand Canyon. They leave Stewie behind and he has to survive home alone.
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5 The Man with Two Brians Peter decides to imitate Jackass and ends up nearl...
Peter decides to imitate Jackass and ends up nearly drowning in the lake. While trying to save him Brian hurts his back which makes Peter aware of how old Brian is getting. So Peter gets another talking dog called “New Brian.” “New Brian” is unerringly positive and everyone likes him except Stewie. Brian leaves home as he feels replaced. When “New Brian” humps Rupert, Stewie kills him and the family welcome Brian home.
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6 Tales of a Third Grade Nothing Peter gets a taste of the executive bathroom and d...
Peter gets a taste of the executive bathroom and decides he wants to get promoted. After working hard he is given a promotion but is told he has to finish the Third Grade in order to qualify. At school he manages to alienate Omar the top student and teach bad habits to his classmates. After winning a spelling bee he passes the Third Grade but isn’t promoted because he burned down a children’s hospital when trying to impress his employers. Meanwhile Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr are attracting tiny audiences to see their act. The owner of the club wants to sell so they buy it off him and let Stewie redesign it. He turns it into a hip club called Place but it soon fails.
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7 Ocean's Three and a Half Bonnie finally goes into labour and Joe has a new ...
Bonnie finally goes into labour and Joe has a new baby girl. But he can’t afford the hospital bill so he borrows from a loan shark. To pay off the loan Peter suggests stealing from Mr Pewterschmidt, partly just to stick it to him. But when Lois finds out what they are planning she talks Joe out of it and gets the money from her father herself.
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8 Family Gay Peter buys a brain damaged horse. He foolishly ent...
Peter buys a brain damaged horse. He foolishly enters it into the Quahog Derby and he has to pay for the resulting damage. To pay for it he takes part in medical experiments, one of which gives him the “gay gene.” He leaves Lois for Scott and Brian is so concerned for her that he enrols Peter in a “Straight Camp.”
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9 The Juice Is Loose Peter finds a winning raffle ticket from 1989 whic...
Peter finds a winning raffle ticket from 1989 which he never cashed in. It entitles him to a free round of golf with OJ Simpson. They become friends and Peter wants everyone to get to know the real OJ so that they will like him as he does.
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10 FOX-y Lady Lois becomes a news reporter for FOX but Brian war...
Lois becomes a news reporter for FOX but Brian warns about their conservative bias. Meanwhile Peter and Chris create a show called Handi-Quacks to pitch to FOX.
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11 Not All Dogs Go to Heaven At a Star Trek convention Meg contracts the mumps ...
At a Star Trek convention Meg contracts the mumps and Stewie is annoyed not to get to ask the cast of The Next Generation any questions. While convalescing Meg watches religious programming and becomes a fanatical Christian. She outs Brian as an atheist to the whole town and no one will serve him alcohol. Meanwhile Stewie soon becomes tired of the petty bickering of the cast.
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12 420 Annoyed at Quagmire’s obsession with his new cat...
Annoyed at Quagmire’s obsession with his new cat, Joe suggests they shave it. Peter kills the cat by accident and has to bury it. While out burying it the police arrest Brian for possession of marijuana. He leads a campaign to legalise pot and aided by a Stewie song it promptly is. Mr Pewterschmidt steps in to get it reillegalised because sales of hemp for paper are affecting his timber business. He prints two million copies of Brian’s novel to get him to change his mind. Brian soon regrets his actions when no one likes his book.
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13 Stew-Roids Stewie gets beaten up by Joe’s daughter Susie. P...
Stewie gets beaten up by Joe’s daughter Susie. Peter is so ashamed that he takes Stewie to the gym and gives him steroids to bulk up. Bored of the popular guys at school Connie D’Amico decides to date Chris and make him popular. Once he is accepted he leaves her and she seeks revenge alongside Meg.
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14 We Love You Conrad Brian’s ex Jillian is getting married and he is ...
Brian’s ex Jillian is getting married and he is jealous of her fiancée. Feeling inadequate he gets drunk but ends up hooking up with Lauren Conrad of The Hills fame. He is initially ashamed to be with another dumb blonde but soon discovers she is smarter than he is. He realises he wants Jillian back and rushes to her wedding to intervene.
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15 Three Kings Peter presents three parodies of the Stephen King ...
Peter presents three parodies of the Stephen King novels turned movies: Stand by Me, Misery and The Shawshank Redemption.
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16 Peter's Progress Cleveland brings his cousin Madame Claude to the C...
Cleveland brings his cousin Madame Claude to the Clam and she is psychic. She can tell who each of the guys were in their previous lives. It turns out that Peter was Griffin Peterson, the founder of Quahog. We see the story of how he was exiled from England by King Stewart and sent to America. The King married his bride Lady Redbush but she eventually makes it to Quahog to be with Griffin.
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