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How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother is a comedy about Ted Mosby, a New York architect who wants to get married and start a family. Future Ted is telling the story of how he met their mother and we see his past story set in the present day and the adventures he has with friends Marshall, Lily, Barney and Robin. CBS 2005-???

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Season 7

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1 The Best Man At Barney's wedding Ted assures him that things ca...
At Barney's wedding Ted assures him that things can't go worse than they did at Punchy's wedding. We jump back to that day where Lily doesn't want anyone to know she is pregnant and so Marshall drinks all her drinks for her. Barney is practising his pickup material on the women at the reception and Ted is trying to get attention from his New York Magazine cover photo. Lily works out that Robin still has feelings for Barney just as he is getting things together with Nora. Punchy and some of Ted's old high school friends are hoping Ted will cry during his toast as he now has a reputation for it.
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2 The Naked Truth Marshall has nearly secured a job as an environmen...
Marshall has nearly secured a job as an environmental lawyer but is then told they will be checking online for information about him. He is disturbed to discover a video of him drunk and naked from college. He tracks down Pete, the friend who owns the video and tries to persuade him to take it down. Ted uses his magazine cover to meet two women and then can't decide which one to take to the Architect's Ball. Nora won't take any of Barney's crap and forces him to admit to all the lies he has told to get women into bed. He vows to stay in the same diner until she gives him another date.
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3 The Ducky Tie Lily's pregnancy boobs have arrived and Barney can...
Lily's pregnancy boobs have arrived and Barney can't take his eyes off them. Marshall suggests that the gang go for Shinjitsu for dinner and despite Barney's protests they do. Barney claims that he could do the same culinary tricks as the chef and Lily offers up her boobs in a bet to prove him wrong. Meanwhile Ted is trying to tell the story of the evening he spent with Victoria.
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4 The Stinson Missile Crisis Barney's increasing romantic interest in Nora driv...
Barney's increasing romantic interest in Nora drives Robin deeper in despair. She volunteers Nora for an overseas assignment to get her away from him and then tries to seduce him herself. Barney is trying to get rid of all the automated systems that he uses to attract bimbos. Meanwhile Ted wants to be a part of planning for Marshall and Lily's baby and they are divided on that issue.
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5 Field Trip Ted takes his Introduction to Architecture class o...
Ted takes his Introduction to Architecture class on a field trip to the site of the new GNB building. When he can't take them in he heads to Barney's office and then they traipse around the city discussing various things. One of them being Nora's age which Barney is worried about when he learns that she doesn't like Ewoks. Meanwhile Marshall is disappointed to see his new boss Garrison Cootes accept a low settlement from a polluting company.
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6 Mystery vs History Lily and Marshall don't want to know the sex of th...
Lily and Marshall don't want to know the sex of their baby but Barney repeatedly tries to find out. Kevin hangs out with the group as they paint the nursery and tries not to point out their weird dynamics. Ted has a date with Janet McIntyre who he met at the bar. He asks the gang not to look her up online and ruin the mystery of getting to know her personally.
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7 Noretta Barney is very excited to finally have sex with No...
Barney is very excited to finally have sex with Nora. When she breaks a tooth while ice skating he is determined to turn the evening around. Lily no longer feels sexy and so doesn't want to sleep with Marshall anymore. Ted is becoming a third wheel to Robin and Kevin.
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8 The Slutty Pumpkin Returns Ted tracks down the Slutty Pumpkin (from 106) and ...
Ted tracks down the Slutty Pumpkin (from 106) and they begin dating. They are clearly not meant to be together but neither of them says anything. Lily's pregnancy is making her stupid and when her Grandparents leave her their house in the suburbs she wants to move there. Robin warns Marshall not to go along with this idea as she knows Lily will regret it later. Barney learns that he is one quarter Canadian and Robin teases him mercilessly.
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9 Disaster Averted Kevin asks about the "No Boogie-boarding" sign out...
Kevin asks about the "No Boogie-boarding" sign outside of the bar so Ted tells the story of Hurricane Irene. Ted had prepared thoroughly and was ready to take everyone out to his house but they didn't want to go. Marshall had no health insurance and was scared while Robin waited for her Dad to call and see if she was ok. Back in the present Barney tries to convince Marshall and Lily to let him take off the ducky tie.
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10 Tick Tick Tick Robin and Barney both feel terrible for cheating a...
Robin and Barney both feel terrible for cheating and fret about a double date coming up on a boat trip. Once there they both agree to tell Nora and Kevin the truth. Barney goes through with it but Kevin is so sweet to Robin that she can't. Meanwhile Ted takes Marshall and Lily to a big concert called Groovapalooza and they get high beforehand.
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11 Rebound Girl Marshall and Lily change their mind and decide tha...
Marshall and Lily change their mind and decide that they would like to live in their house on Long Island. Robin is outraged at the idea and locks herself in the bathroom until they refuse to move. Meanwhile Ted and Barney decide that they could raise a baby together.
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12 Symphony of Illumination Barney is pleased to hear that Robin might be preg...
Barney is pleased to hear that Robin might be pregnant because he can now be a dad. Marshall is enjoying the thought of Fatherhood too as he sets up Christmas lights on his new Long Island home with the help of a neighbours' son Scott. Barney soon changes his mind and he and Robin are thrilled to hear that she isn't pregnant. However Robin also learns that she can't have children and decides not to share the news with the rest of the gang.
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13 Tailgate Marshall flies to Minnesota to visit his father's ...
Marshall flies to Minnesota to visit his father's grave and tell him about New Year's Eve. A drunk and sad Sandy Rivers abandons his countdown broadcast forcing Robin to scramble to find him. Barney and Ted scoff at the MacLaren's cover charge and open their own bar in Ted's apartment. Lily calls her father to tell him about the baby.
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14 46 Minutes Marshall and Lily move to Long Island and grow fru...
Marshall and Lily move to Long Island and grow frustrated with Mickey's interference. Ted, Robin and Barney miss them terribly but Barney decides to seize control of the group. He takes them to a strip club and Kevin and Robin go along because they don't want to seem unadventurous to each other. Stripper Lily and her Russian boyfriend are adopted by the group and take them to an underground poker game.
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15 The Burning Beekeeper Marshall and Lily's housewarming party goes badly ...
Marshall and Lily's housewarming party goes badly wrong after a series of interconnected events involving Mickey's new bee keeping business, Barney's latest conquest, Garrison Cootes' workload, Robin's temper and Ted's lack of it.
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16 The Drunk Train Marshall and Lily invite Kevin and Robin to join t...
Marshall and Lily invite Kevin and Robin to join them on a couples weekend in Vermont. Lily and Marshall bicker over all the things the other owes them. Kevin proposes to Robin. She says yes after revealing that she can't have kids. Meanwhile Barney and Ted try to pick up girls on the train going from Manhattan to Long Island.
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17 No Pressure Ted leaves Robin to think about what he said. The ...
Ted leaves Robin to think about what he said. The next morning she kisses him but has to go to Moscow for work. Barney wakes up at Marshall and Lily's house and begins searching for their sex tape. Instead he finds a box of bets they've made over the years.
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18 Karma Barney discovers that Quinn is Karma and asks her ...
Barney discovers that Quinn is Karma and asks her out. She plays him to get as much money as possible. Robin moves in with Marshall and Lily and none of them really enjoy Long Island. Ted feels lonely in his own apartment and begins using Robin's room for his new hobbies.
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19 The Broath Barney makes Ted swear a Broath not to tell the ot...
Barney makes Ted swear a Broath not to tell the others that Quinn is a stripper. He immediately does and they all dislike her when she bosses Barney around. They hold an intervention which she walks in on and she breaks up with Barney. Meanwhile Quinn also reveals that she is moving out of her apartment which both Ted and Robin want.
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20 Trilogy Time Back in the year 2000 Marshall and Ted watched the...
Back in the year 2000 Marshall and Ted watched the Star Wars trilogy back to back. Every three years they repeat the tradition and look back and forward at their lives. We follow this moment through 03, 06, 09 and 2012. Barney admits that one thing has changed for him and he now wants to be with Quinn for the foreseeable future.
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21 Now We're Even Barney keeps mentioning that his girlfriend is a s...
Barney keeps mentioning that his girlfriend is a stripper. He also announces his desire to make every night legendary. Ted indulges him for a while but is actually enjoying his alone time in his new apartment. Marshall is curious to know who Lily had a sex dream about and Robin is frustrated by her lack of recognition at work.
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22 Good Crazy Barney becomes increasingly distressed by Quinn’...
Barney becomes increasingly distressed by Quinn’s job. He tries to get her a job at GNB and she leaves to think about their relationship. Marshall is preparing incessantly for the new baby and irritating Lily. She sends him off to Atlantic City with Barney so that she can be alone. Ted does some online dating to get over Robin.
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23 The Magician's Code (1) Barney and Marshall are too drunk to drive and can...
Barney and Marshall are too drunk to drive and can’t reach the train station. Eventually they find their way onto a bus and convince the driver to take them to the hospital. Meanwhile Robin and Ted alternately tell stories to keep Lily calm as she waits to go to the hospital. Ted emails everyone to let them know about the birth and Mickey arrives at the hospital to offer some fatherly advice.
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24 The Magician's Code (2) Barney and Quinn are on their way to Hawaii when h...
Barney and Quinn are on their way to Hawaii when he is stopped at airport security. He has a magic trick in his bag and refuses to explain the trick because of the “Magician’s Code.” They are taken to a secure room and he continues to refuse to show them how the trick works. Robin tells Ted that he always chooses women who don’t want to settle down the way he claims he wants to. She agrees that Victoria is the only exception so he calls her. She comes to the bar in her wedding dress and asks him to run away with her. Robin is tasked with taking the first photos of the new Eriksen family.
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